Child T.o.r.t.u.r.e.

Yesterday we were hanging out and playing when T said, “I think Q pooped!”

I (lazy mama that I am) asked him to verify.  “Can you smell her diaper? Did she really poop?”

T:  [sniffs her diaper, makes funny face, covers his nose with his hand] “Yes, she pooped!  PLEASE don’t make me smell it again!”